Yeah, don't leave us hanging like that... what about Mr. "I Am Da Law!"?
As for driving: don't worry about that. If I can do it -- a woman who's never driven anything larger than a tiny Toyota pickup -- you can too! Just do what I did and use the round mirrors to stay between the lines and watch your back tires on turns. You'll do a few "curb checks" at first, but if you can find an empty parking lot to practice in for a half hour or so, you'll quickly get a feel for the size and capabilities of the bus.
You'll have a blast!
So... tell us more about your busy-body-neighborhood pest.