Uh, never mind. Just got a bus! Go to Skoolie Conversion Projects and check out "The Skunky Bus is Coming" to follow it.
It ain't an exact match for the wanted post in this thread, but it's going to fill the bill quite nicely. (Wayne's "Lifeguard" is a sharp bus, also.)
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