This ad is great:
Buy a school bus. RUNNING DRIVING UNITS
Are you recently divorced and out in the rain? Buy a school bus.
Do you want to live in Terlingua? Buy a Bus.
Do you want a deer hunting cabin w/a deer stand mounted on top??? BUS
Do you get so drunk, you can't drive and you have to sleep it off.? Buy a Bus.
Do you want a cheap, indestructible place to sleep when you at the coast? Buy a Bus.
Do you want to open a food mobile? Buy a Bus.
Are you moving across the country and need storage when you get there? Buy a Bus
Are you into the 'small house' / 'little house' craze? buy a bus.
Do you want a man cave? Buy a bus.
Do you need a portable shop for plumbing, carpentry, upholstery, adultery? Buy a bus.
Do you want to leave your wife while she is at work? Buy a bus.
Have you moved into a fixer upper and you need to camp out while you are doing repairs? BUS.
Are you running from the law? BUS
Lets end homelessness, Give them????? Buses
I HAVE 100 BUSES FOR SALE, PRICED $3,000 TO $6000
1990 to 2004 year models w/ diesel engines. RUNNING DRIVING UNITS
SO Many Uses; Portable Barber Shop, Massage Parlor, Shop, House, Clinic, Mother-In-Law house.
You know that you are thinking of buying a bus.
Credit Cards Accepted.
I am not kidding. You need a BUS.
Everyone Could Use A Bus.
I am a LICENSE DEALER with CLEAN TITLES.
Daniel Hanson 210-380-2226
Do You Need A House on Wheels?
I sent him an email:
I’m looking for a diesel pusher Cummins (5.9 or 8.2L), FLAT FRONT- REAR ENGINE bus. Preferably one with a wheelchair lift.
p.s – I need a bus.