A man walks into a DMV.....
There is a deli-style take-a-number and only 28 more numbers until they call mine. There are 6 windows open, I sure hope I don't get that SUPER-loud clerk who is by-the-book. This guy broadcasts your business to the entire room filled with 80 strangers like you are a two-year old being scolded.
Yep, HE calls my number. I have a ruse opening transaction- a trailer I don't care if gets registered, but started with that. Nope, can't register- they didn't put their auction number on the Title. *Sigh.
2nd envelope I hold is marked in large red letters: RV. His sausage fingers clutch the title as he scans and grunts "bus" and looks up.
I super quietly explain to him that it is a custom conversion and was delivered as a partial chassis, thus labeled : bus.
He goes into the legal definition: does it have cooking surface, water, toilet, heat source, power source... and I'm like- yes all those and go to show him my phone pics, but was quickly waved off- "pictures no good". I already knew this, but was just offer of good faith- nothing to hide here.
He grumbles and processes the application, gave me plates and sent me to long cashier line. He said: Springfield might kick this back for inspection" I nod. State is broke, plates given out. doubtful. Will find out in 2 weeks when title comes back.
Only thing I know for sure is I got RV plates for now.
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