Oil is like blood: a little leak makes a big mess. It almost always looks way more intense than it is.
Funny bit: I was in the ER once very late at night with an allergic reaction to an antibiotic. There was blood smear ALL over the floor when I walked in. So I asked the desk what happened and the intake person says casually "I think that was from the guy who sneezed too hard".
Yeah. Right. Ok... I get the need for patient confidentiality. Whatever.
Funnier bit: Sure as hell, an hour later I'm sitting in some communal triage room and this guy is laying on the floor across from me with his blood-soaked shirt rolled-up like a pillow under his head and tons of bloody gauze packed in his nose. He's just sort of sitting there resting.
Me: "Dude. What happened to you?"
Him: "I guess I sneezed too hard."
Me: "All that from a NOSE BLEED?"
Him: "Yeah. But nobody dies from a nose bleed, ya know?"
Me: "Is your name Attilla?"
Him: "Attilla? No. Why?"
Me: "Nothing."
At that moment the nurse came in and starts looking at his nose.
Nurse: "Lets see how you are doing. Can you put your head all the way back for me, Hun?"
At that point I exploded with silent laughter and managed to take the nurse with me once she realized the pun.
Hopefully you see where I was going with this mischief...