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Old 08-23-2016, 09:45 PM   #1
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A cute co-worker.......

Called me an a$$hole today!

I told her "if you say gullible 3 times real fast, it sounds like Oranges"

She did it.... And said "no, it doesn't"

I said "I haven't done it in so long, maybe it's 4 times, try that"

She did, then that's what she called me!
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Let me guess, She's in her 3rd yr as a sophomore & she's studying to be a Pediatrician because she really loves animals .
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The way I heard it, it was "If you say Gullible really slowly it sounds like oranges." My daughter then said "Oranges" really slowly and brightened and exclaimed, "Why, it DOES!"

When I was a tenth grade science teacher I had a surfer girl in class and I remarked casually that the word "gullible" was no longer in the dictionary. She said, "Really?!?" and I tried to find a dictionary in my desk to show (?) her. Not finding one, I wrote a pass for her and a friend to go to one of the English classes to go see - I sent her to a joker English teacher pal of mine, of course. After she left, I collapsed and confessed to the class what I had done: "I don't believe it - I actually did it!" She returned a few minutes later, spitting nails... I don't thing I helped things with my victory dance.

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The way I heard it, it was "If you say Gullible really slowly it sounds like oranges." My daughter then said "Oranges" really slowly and brightened and exclaimed, "Why, it DOES!"

When I was a tenth grade science teacher I had a surfer girl in class and I remarked casually that the word "gullible" was no longer in the dictionary. She said, "Really?!?" and I tried to find a dictionary in my desk to show (?) her. Not finding one, I wrote a pass for her and a friend to go to one of the English classes to go see - I sent her to a joker English teacher pal of mine, of course. After she left, I collapsed and confessed to the class what I had done: "I don't believe it - I actually did it!" She returned a few minutes later, spitting nails... I don't thing I helped things with my victory dance.

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I used to work at a Gel Coat processing plant...
We'd pour large vats of processed gel coat off into 55 gal drums. When we would near the end of the vat, we'd tell the new guy there looked like about 80 gallons left and send him to another department for a "drum stretcher"... Because it wasn't going to fit in a 55gal drum.

Everyone was in on it, and they'd send him to another department or tell him the last place they saw it or go ask so and so if they'd seen it.

Usually about 3 or 4 hours later, the new guy would catch on! Some were faster than others
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Why are you yelling that?

A painting contractor was speaking with a woman about her job.

In the first room, she said she would like a pale blue.

The contractor wrote this down and went to the window, opened it, and yelled out "green side up!"

In the second room, she told the painter she would like it painted in a soft yellow.

He wrote this on his pad, walked to the window, opened it, and yelled "green side up!"

The lady was somewhat curious, but she said nothing.

In the third room, she said she would like it painted a warm rose color.

The painter wrote this down, walked to the window, opened it and yelled "green side up!"

The lady then asked him, "Why do you keep yelling 'green side up'?"

"I'm sorry," came the reply. "But I have a crew of blondes laying sod across the street.
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I have a crew of blondes laying sod across the street.
Did they get hit by a convoy of buses headed to Arizona for the First Annual SkooliePalooza while laying sod ACROSS the street?????

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