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Old 11-14-2007, 02:12 AM   #1
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Got a call from an old girlfriend this morning...

This morning I received a phone call from a gorgeous ex-girlfriend who
called 'out-of-the-blue' to see if I was still around. We lost track of
time, chatting about the wild, romantic times we used to enjoy together. I
couldn't believe it when she asked if I'd be interested in meeting up and
rekindling a little of that 'old magic'.

'Wow!' I was flabbergasted.

'I don't know if I could keep pace with you now', I said, 'I'm a bit older
and a bit grayer and balder than when you last saw me. Plus I don't really
have the energy I used to have.'

She just giggled and said she was sure I would 'rise to the challenge'.

'Yeah.' I said. 'Just so long as you don't mind a receding hairline and a
waistline that's a few inches wider these days! Not to mention my total lack
of muscle tone...everything is sagging, my teeth are a bit yellowed and I am
developing jowls like a Great Dane!'

She laughed and told me to stop being so silly She teased me saying that
tubby, gray haired, older men were cute, and she was sure I would still be a
great lover.

Anyway, she giggled and said, 'I've put on a few pounds myself!'

So I told her to get lost.
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Old 11-14-2007, 10:34 AM   #2
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Re: Got a call from an old girlfriend this morning...

hahahaha
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Old 11-14-2007, 11:53 AM   #3
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Re: Got a call from an old girlfriend this morning...

you are a fool lol I crack up reading some of your post.
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Old 12-06-2007, 09:39 PM   #4
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Re: Got a call from an old girlfriend this morning...


Matt, I'm printing this one in my Lions Club newsletter. Sure hope that's OK -- it goes to the printer in the morning.

Is this your own original material?

The "Cheating Wife" was good too.

Are there others if I keep scrolling back?
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Old 12-08-2007, 01:47 PM   #5
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Re: Got a call from an old girlfriend this morning...

Nah, I'm not clever enough to make something like that up. I saw it on another forum and copied it. The cheating wife one too! Kinda like I copied my paint job off of Jason! Feel free to print it up!
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