Re: Happy Kwanzaa!
Movie Name: Robin Hood: Men in Tights (1993)
Rabbi Tuckman: I am Rabbi Tuckman, purveyor of sacramental wine and
Merry Men: ello Rabbi!
Rabbi Tuckman: Hello boys!
Robin Hood: A moyel... I dont believe Ive ever heard of that
Rabbi Tuckman: A moyel is a very important guy. He makes
Scarlet: What, pray tell, sir, is a circumcision?
Rabbi Tuckman: Its the latest craze. The ladies love it!
Little John: Ill take one!
Ahchoo: Hey, put me down for two!
Robin Hood: Im game. Hows it done?
Rabbi Tuckman: Its a snap.
[demonstrates with a carrot and a miniature guillotine]
Rabbi Tuckman: I take my machine here, I take your little thing, I
put it through this hole, and then...
[releases the blade, cutting the end off the carrot]
Rabbi Tuckman: I nip the tip! Whose first?
Merry Men: [groan]
Little John: I changed me mind!
Ahchoo: I forgot, I already got one.
Blinkin: [puts his hand in the air] Question... [Ahchoo pulls his arm
down silencing him]
Rabbi Tuckman: I gotta start working with a younger crowd.