My girlfriend and I live on a block where
a) we can only park on the curb, and
b) a lot of dumbasses can't seem to avoid sideswiping the parked cars
So this seems to be the ticket to replace her totalled ride:
Those projections where the trash truck's forklift would have hooked in would serve as fender removers/trophy collectors. Besides, instead of ruining the car's looks, a few dings and paint-transfer marks would add character.
"You Drive What?" rocks!