So did she, until she realized I was dead serious.
She seems to be doing fine...I helped her shower (she couldn't balance without using both arms), washed her very long hair, and combed all the glass out of it. Later, she slept through the night with no trouble. Then, she woke up...and made me late for the union meeting this morning. This being a family site, I will not go into more detail except to say that she seems to be recovering nicely.