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Old 11-15-2007, 11:41 AM   #1
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Scam The Scammer

while phill and i were on our way home after dropping off the bus in Richmond, as luck would have it one of those 419 scammers sent me a message on yahoo messenger. Yesterday i finally got my "check" here's the conversation so far.......it's a lot of reading, but some may find it amusing

a_port_huron_medic (10/26/2007 11:52:22 PM): hello
Jodi Johnson (10/26/2007 11:52:49 PM): hello
a_port_huron_medic (10/26/2007 11:53:17 PM): how are you?
Jodi Johnson (10/26/2007 11:53:28 PM): im cool
a_port_huron_medic (10/26/2007 11:53:41 PM): i'm good too
a_port_huron_medic (10/26/2007 11:53:48 PM): anything exciting been goin on lately?
Jodi Johnson (10/26/2007 11:54:54 PM): are you intrested in the job position?
a_port_huron_medic (10/26/2007 11:54:59 PM): job position?
Jodi Johnson (10/26/2007 11:55:11 PM): yea
a_port_huron_medic (10/26/2007 11:55:14 PM): how did you know that i just lost my job?
a_port_huron_medic (10/26/2007 11:55:25 PM): i've been looking everywhere for a job, but the economy sucks in michigan
Jodi Johnson (10/26/2007 11:55:28 PM): i did not know
a_port_huron_medic (10/26/2007 11:55:42 PM): what a coincindence
a_port_huron_medic (10/26/2007 11:55:54 PM): you have a job available in michigan?
a_port_huron_medic (10/26/2007 11:55:58 PM): for me?
Jodi Johnson (10/26/2007 11:56:05 PM): yea
a_port_huron_medic (10/26/2007 11:56:11 PM): doing what?
Jodi Johnson (10/26/2007 11:56:13 PM): The job is all about being a payment collector from my customers in the state, which would never affect you present state of working,and we're willing to pay you ($300) on each payment you receive from them on my behalf.And this payment is for the supply of fabric textiles materials I supply to them.the payment will be post to you
a_port_huron_medic (10/26/2007 11:57:11 PM): i don't know
a_port_huron_medic (10/26/2007 11:57:53 PM): you want me to sell textiles?
Jodi Johnson (10/26/2007 11:58:46 PM): no
Jodi Johnson (10/26/2007 11:59:08 PM): This is in view of our not having an office presently in the USA, Canada and major European countries. You dont need to have an Office and this certainly wont disturb any form of work you have going at the moment
a_port_huron_medic (10/26/2007 11:59:09 PM): i don't think textiles will sell very good in michigan
a_port_huron_medic (10/26/2007 11:59:34 PM): hmmm
a_port_huron_medic (10/26/2007 11:59:47 PM): your profile sais your from the UK




a_port_huron_medic (10/27/2007 12:00:05 AM): isn't that in europe?
Jodi Johnson (10/27/2007 12:00:45 AM): yea
Jodi Johnson (10/27/2007 12:01:08 AM): This is in view of our not having an office presently in the USA, Canada and major European countries. You dont need to have an Office and this certainly wont disturb any form of work you have going at the moment
a_port_huron_medic (10/27/2007 12:01:17 AM): so you want to pay me $300 for doing what?
Jodi Johnson (10/27/2007 12:01:41 AM): Your task is to coordinate payments from customers and help us with thepayment process. You are not involved in any sales. Our sales manager sells products.
Jodi Johnson (10/27/2007 12:01:51 AM): Once he makes a sale we deliver the product to a customer (usually through COURIE SERVICES)
Jodi Johnson (10/27/2007 12:01:54 AM): The customer receives and checks the products
Jodi Johnson (10/27/2007 12:02:02 AM): After this has been done the customer has to pay for the products
Jodi Johnson (10/27/2007 12:02:08 AM): About 90 percent of our customers in Canada,USA AND EUROPEAN COUNTRIES prefer to pay through Certified Cheques based on the amount involved
Jodi Johnson (10/27/2007 12:02:15 AM): We have decided to open this new job position for solving this problem
a_port_huron_medic (10/27/2007 12:02:25 AM): hmmm
a_port_huron_medic (10/27/2007 12:02:35 AM): how did you find me?
a_port_huron_medic (10/27/2007 12:02:55 AM): did you find me on one of the unemployment webistes i fileld out?
Jodi Johnson (10/27/2007 12:03:03 AM): i got your yahoo sn from the yahoo members directory
a_port_huron_medic (10/27/2007 12:03:10 AM): ok
a_port_huron_medic (10/27/2007 12:03:22 AM): i don't have to pass a drug test do i?
Jodi Johnson (10/27/2007 12:03:29 AM): no
a_port_huron_medic (10/27/2007 12:03:36 AM): that's great
a_port_huron_medic (10/27/2007 12:04:25 AM): i'm a bit skeptical
a_port_huron_medic (10/27/2007 12:04:40 AM): i dont really understand why you would want to pay me $300
Jodi Johnson (10/27/2007 12:05:13 AM): SO ALL WHAT YOU WILL BE DOING IS 1. Receive payment from Customers
Jodi Johnson (10/27/2007 12:05:21 AM): 2. Cash or deosite them in your bank to Clear
Jodi Johnson (10/27/2007 12:05:28 AM): 3. Deduct 10% which will be your percentage/pay on Payment processed
Jodi Johnson (10/27/2007 12:05:36 AM): 4. Forward balance after deduction of percentage/pay to any of the offices you will be contacted to send payment to
a_port_huron_medic (10/27/2007 12:05:50 AM): hmmmm
Jodi Johnson (10/27/2007 12:05:57 AM): hello
a_port_huron_medic (10/27/2007 12:06:22 AM): so how do i know who your customers are? I don't know anything about the textile market
a_port_huron_medic (10/27/2007 12:09:09 AM): hello?
Jodi Johnson (10/27/2007 12:11:34 AM): Hello Are You There?
a_port_huron_medic (10/27/2007 12:11:46 AM): yes i am
Jodi Johnson (10/27/2007 12:11:56 AM): ok cool
Jodi Johnson (10/27/2007 12:12:13 AM): did you understand the job?
a_port_huron_medic (10/27/2007 12:12:30 AM): basically a check will be mailed to me
a_port_huron_medic (10/27/2007 12:12:51 AM): and all i have to do is cash it, keep 10 percent of the money, and send the rest to you?
Jodi Johnson (10/27/2007 12:13:14 AM): yea good
Jodi Johnson (10/27/2007 12:13:37 AM): Can You Be Handling That spect On Our Company Behalf
Jodi Johnson (10/27/2007 12:13:39 AM): ?
a_port_huron_medic (10/27/2007 12:14:01 AM): why don't the checks just get mailed directly to you?
a_port_huron_medic (10/27/2007 12:15:31 AM): i don't understand why your company would want to give me 10 percent when the checks cuold just be mailed directly to you
Jodi Johnson (10/27/2007 12:16:58 AM): The reason they can't send the check direct to me are ; (1),The cost of coming down to the state ,and to receive the payment and get it cashed is too cos,(2)If the payment are sent here down to me in UK,it take a very long time to clear and it in one way or the other delay me,(3) if I cash check that are out of UK the Govt would charge 25% of it as tax,but with you been our middle person,it is a tax free,all we realise is just the ($300) I pay you and all the rest of the fee.And I'll arrange a personal check for you to clear up taxes at the end of the year after each tax estimation
Jodi Johnson (10/27/2007 12:17:21 AM): SO WE NEED SOMEONE THAT IS HONEST TO HANDLE THAT ASPECT FOR THE COMPANY
a_port_huron_medic (10/27/2007 12:17:50 AM): hmmm
a_port_huron_medic (10/27/2007 12:17:57 AM): i'm a pretty honest guy.
a_port_huron_medic (10/27/2007 12:18:12 AM): what do i have to do to get the job?
Jodi Johnson (10/27/2007 12:18:17 AM): THATS GOOD THEN
a_port_huron_medic (10/27/2007 12:18:25 AM): i'm still a bit skeptical
a_port_huron_medic (10/27/2007 12:18:28 AM): but it does sound good
a_port_huron_medic (10/27/2007 12:18:51 AM): i guess i can't really go wrong, as long as the check clears
Jodi Johnson (10/27/2007 12:19:00 AM): YEA
Jodi Johnson (10/27/2007 12:19:17 AM): How Long Is he Payments Gonna Take To Clear?
a_port_huron_medic (10/27/2007 12:19:23 AM): how many checks are you talkign about?
Jodi Johnson (10/27/2007 12:19:27 AM): At Your Bank?
a_port_huron_medic (10/27/2007 12:19:35 AM): i think my bank has a 2 business day policty
a_port_huron_medic (10/27/2007 12:19:38 AM): i'm pretty sure
Jodi Johnson (10/27/2007 12:20:00 AM): ok thats not a problem
Jodi Johnson (10/27/2007 12:20:02 AM): In a month you will have 10-15 transactions on $2000-$10000 , so you may calculate your income. After establishing close co-operation you'll be able to operate with larger orders and you'll be able to earn more
a_port_huron_medic (10/27/2007 12:21:03 AM): hmm
a_port_huron_medic (10/27/2007 12:21:09 AM): that sounds pretty cool
a_port_huron_medic (10/27/2007 12:21:18 AM): that's a lot of money for you to be sending to a stranger like me
Jodi Johnson (10/27/2007 12:22:05 AM): I Think We Have No Problem Since You Said You Honest Guy
a_port_huron_medic (10/27/2007 12:22:13 AM): what do i have to do?
Jodi Johnson (10/27/2007 12:22:13 AM): We understand it is an unusual and incredible job position, You'll have a lot of free time doing your regular job as this will not take any of your time. But this job is very challenging and you should understand it. We are looking only for the worker who satisfies our requirements and will be an earnest assistant
Jodi Johnson (10/27/2007 12:22:31 AM): We are glad to offer this job position to you.So send us the following information If you feel that you are a serious and earnest worker and if you want to work for ROSE HOUSE HOLD TRADING COMPANY (RHHTC)
Jodi Johnson (10/27/2007 12:22:50 AM): 1.Your full name or company name to issue on the payment. 2.Home Phone and Cell Phone to reach you. 3.Your mailing address 4.Gender 5.Marital Status 6.Age 7.Regular Email Address
a_port_huron_medic (10/27/2007 12:24:19 AM): black plague inc
a_port_huron_medic (10/27/2007 12:24:26 AM): 586.481.1011
a_port_huron_medic (10/27/2007 12:24:44 AM): p o box 241 hadley mi 48440
a_port_huron_medic (10/27/2007 12:24:49 AM): male
a_port_huron_medic (10/27/2007 12:24:51 AM): married
a_port_huron_medic (10/27/2007 12:24:55 AM): 30
a_port_huron_medic (10/27/2007 12:25:02 AM): lapeer20m@yahoo.com
a_port_huron_medic (10/27/2007 12:25:05 AM): hows that?
Jodi Johnson (10/27/2007 12:25:37 AM): i need a physical address
a_port_huron_medic (10/27/2007 12:25:55 AM): i get all my mail to my po box
Jodi Johnson (10/27/2007 12:26:23 AM): the payments are gonna be sent via ups or fedex
Jodi Johnson (10/27/2007 12:26:42 AM): so he's gonna need a physical address
a_port_huron_medic (10/27/2007 12:26:46 AM): ok
a_port_huron_medic (10/27/2007 12:26:55 AM): 3604 hadley road
a_port_huron_medic (10/27/2007 12:27:00 AM): hadley mi 48440
Jodi Johnson (10/27/2007 12:27:56 AM): OKay Good
Jodi Johnson (10/27/2007 12:28:04 AM): I Got Your Info Right Down
a_port_huron_medic (10/27/2007 12:28:14 AM): when should i expect my first check?
a_port_huron_medic (10/27/2007 12:28:17 AM): i'm excited
a_port_huron_medic (10/27/2007 12:28:25 AM): but still a bit skeptical
Jodi Johnson (10/27/2007 12:28:45 AM): Im Always Gonna Be Online To Update You When The Payment Will Be Coming
a_port_huron_medic (10/27/2007 12:28:52 AM): ok
a_port_huron_medic (10/27/2007 12:29:06 AM): you sure the check is gonna clear?
Jodi Johnson (10/27/2007 12:29:09 AM): We understand it is an unusual and incredible job position, You'll have a lot of free time doing your regular job as this will not take any of your time. But this job is very challenging and you should understand it. We are looking only for the worker who satisfies our requirements and will be an earnest assistant
Jodi Johnson (10/27/2007 12:29:24 AM): yea sure
a_port_huron_medic (10/27/2007 12:29:40 AM): you just typed that paragraph a minute ago
a_port_huron_medic (10/27/2007 12:29:48 AM): why would you type the exact same words again?
a_port_huron_medic (10/27/2007 12:29:56 AM): why would you type the exact same words again?
Jodi Johnson (10/27/2007 12:30:05 AM): jusy making sure you got that message
a_port_huron_medic (10/27/2007 12:30:13 AM): ok
a_port_huron_medic (10/27/2007 12:30:23 AM): that's cool lol
a_port_huron_medic (10/27/2007 12:30:25 AM): that's cool lol
a_port_huron_medic (10/27/2007 12:30:26 AM): that's cool lol
Jodi Johnson (10/27/2007 12:30:38 AM): ok
a_port_huron_medic (10/27/2007 12:30:38 AM): i'll be anxiously awaiting my check
a_port_huron_medic (10/27/2007 12:30:46 AM): i gtg
Jodi Johnson (10/27/2007 12:30:47 AM): ok
a_port_huron_medic (10/27/2007 12:30:57 AM): it was nice chatting...i really need a job, so this is great
a_port_huron_medic (10/27/2007 12:31:07 AM): how logn is this gonna take again? the sooner the better
Jodi Johnson (10/27/2007 12:31:38 AM): how long do you come online?
a_port_huron_medic (10/27/2007 12:32:15 AM): i'm online a lot
Jodi Johnson (10/27/2007 12:32:29 AM): ok cool then
Jodi Johnson (10/27/2007 12:34:48 AM): ttyl then
a_port_huron_medic (10/27/2007 12:38:28 AM): bye
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Old 11-15-2007, 11:44 AM   #2
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Jodi Johnson (10/29/2007 9:35:21 PM): Hello Jason
a_port_huron_medic (10/29/2007 9:35:25 PM): hey1
a_port_huron_medic (10/29/2007 9:35:27 PM): !
Jodi Johnson (10/29/2007 9:35:35 PM): How Are You Doing Today?
a_port_huron_medic (10/29/2007 9:39:21 PM): sorry, i'm back
Jodi Johnson (10/29/2007 9:39:29 PM): Okay
a_port_huron_medic (10/29/2007 9:39:40 PM): still waiting for my check to arrive
Jodi Johnson (10/29/2007 9:39:49 PM): yea
Jodi Johnson (10/29/2007 9:40:04 PM): I Gonna Update You To Let You Know It's Coming
a_port_huron_medic (10/29/2007 9:40:40 PM): ok
a_port_huron_medic (10/29/2007 9:40:53 PM): how long do you think it'll take?
a_port_huron_medic (10/29/2007 9:41:00 PM): i'm unemployed and could really use some extra money
Jodi Johnson (10/29/2007 9:41:34 PM): Not Long
a_port_huron_medic (10/29/2007 9:41:53 PM): i hope this works out
a_port_huron_medic (10/29/2007 9:41:58 PM): it sill kinda seems to good to be true
a_port_huron_medic (10/29/2007 9:42:07 PM): i guess i'll just have to wait and see if the check clears
Jodi Johnson (10/29/2007 9:42:29 PM): yea
Jodi Johnson (10/29/2007 9:42:35 PM): It's Gonna Clear Okay
Jodi Johnson (10/29/2007 9:42:49 PM): You Have Nothing To Worry About
a_port_huron_medic (10/29/2007 9:42:51 PM): if you say so
Jodi Johnson (10/29/2007 9:42:57 PM): K

Jodi Johnson (10/29/2007 10:10:54 PM): So What have You Been Up To?
a_hot_firefiter_withgoodmorals (10/29/2007 10:11:04 PM): not much
a_hot_firefiter_withgoodmorals (10/29/2007 10:11:10 PM): just sitting around worrying about bills
a_hot_firefiter_withgoodmorals (10/29/2007 10:11:19 PM): i havne't been working for the past few months
Jodi Johnson (10/29/2007 10:11:54 PM): Oh
a_hot_firefiter_withgoodmorals (10/29/2007 10:12:12 PM): what have you been up too?
Jodi Johnson (10/29/2007 10:12:40 PM): Nothig Much Just Working And Attending Mettings Lately
Jodi Johnson (10/29/2007 10:13:55 PM): Are You Single?
a_hot_firefiter_withgoodmorals (10/29/2007 10:13:58 PM): sounds exciting

Jodi Johnson (10/31/2007 8:10:30 AM): Happy Halloween My Freind
a_hot_firefiter_withgoodmorals (10/31/2007 10:21:53 AM): thanks
Jodi Johnson (10/31/2007 10:40:24 AM): Hello
a_hot_firefiter_withgoodmorals (10/31/2007 10:40:32 AM): morning
Jodi Johnson (10/31/2007 10:40:43 AM): How Are Yopu Doing Today?
a_hot_firefiter_withgoodmorals (10/31/2007 10:41:19 AM): great
a_hot_firefiter_withgoodmorals (10/31/2007 10:41:21 AM): how are you?
Jodi Johnson (10/31/2007 10:41:33 AM): Im Good Thanks For Asking
a_hot_firefiter_withgoodmorals (10/31/2007 10:41:50 AM): what's up?
Jodi Johnson (10/31/2007 10:42:02 AM): Im Cool Thanks
Jodi Johnson (10/31/2007 10:42:28 AM): Sry I Havent Been Online To Update You About The Check Payment
Jodi Johnson (10/31/2007 10:42:57 AM): I Have Been Busy Attending Business Meetings
a_hot_firefiter_withgoodmorals (10/31/2007 10:43:05 AM): that's fine
a_hot_firefiter_withgoodmorals (10/31/2007 10:43:07 AM): i've been busy too
Jodi Johnson (10/31/2007 10:43:44 AM): Okay Thats Cool
Jodi Johnson (10/31/2007 10:44:00 AM): Well You'll Be Getting The Check Payment By Next Week Okay
a_hot_firefiter_withgoodmorals (10/31/2007 10:44:16 AM): by next week eh?
a_hot_firefiter_withgoodmorals (10/31/2007 10:44:18 AM): that's great
Jodi Johnson (10/31/2007 10:44:25 AM): Yea
Jodi Johnson (10/31/2007 10:44:49 AM): I Guess That You Still Remember All What You Need To Do Immediately You Get The Check Payment Right?
a_hot_firefiter_withgoodmorals (10/31/2007 10:45:09 AM): remind me exactly what i need to do
Jodi Johnson (10/31/2007 10:45:55 AM): Take It To Your Bank And Have It Cashed
Jodi Johnson (10/31/2007 10:46:16 AM): How Many Days Is It Gonna Take For Your Bnak To Cash The Payment?
a_hot_firefiter_withgoodmorals (10/31/2007 10:46:46 AM): 2 or 3 business day
Jodi Johnson (10/31/2007 10:46:57 AM): Okay Thats Cool
a_hot_firefiter_withgoodmorals (10/31/2007 10:47:07 AM): you sure the check is good?
a_hot_firefiter_withgoodmorals (10/31/2007 10:47:11 AM): i don't want to deposit a bad check
Jodi Johnson (10/31/2007 10:47:36 AM): Okay You Will Have No Probelm With The Check Okay
a_hot_firefiter_withgoodmorals (10/31/2007 10:47:48 AM): ok
Jodi Johnson (10/31/2007 10:48:34 AM): We Have Someone That Was Doing This For The Company Formerly But He Tried To Get Away With The Company Funds
Jodi Johnson (10/31/2007 10:48:46 AM): Thats Why We Need Someone That Is Honest To Handle This Aspect Fpor The Company
a_hot_firefiter_withgoodmorals (10/31/2007 10:48:56 AM): i'm honest
a_hot_firefiter_withgoodmorals (10/31/2007 10:49:01 AM): i'm a good person
Jodi Johnson (10/31/2007 10:49:24 AM): Okay Thats Good
a_hot_firefiter_withgoodmorals (10/31/2007 10:54:38 AM): so next week eh?
Jodi Johnson (10/31/2007 10:54:48 AM): Yea
a_hot_firefiter_withgoodmorals (10/31/2007 10:54:53 AM): that's exciting
a_hot_firefiter_withgoodmorals (10/31/2007 10:54:56 AM): i really need the money
Jodi Johnson (10/31/2007 10:55:10 AM): Im Gonna Let You Know The Exact Date The Check Will Be Coming When I Hear From The Client
Jodi Johnson (10/31/2007 10:55:14 AM): Okay
a_hot_firefiter_withgoodmorals (10/31/2007 10:55:17 AM): ok
Jodi Johnson (10/31/2007 10:56:58 AM): Immediately The Check Has Been Sent And I Have Got The Tracking Number From The Client Im Gonna Email It To You Also With The Info On Where To Send The Mney To Okay
a_hot_firefiter_withgoodmorals (10/31/2007 10:57:24 AM): this is relly exciting
Jodi Johnson (10/31/2007 10:57:38 AM): Okay
a_hot_firefiter_withgoodmorals (10/31/2007 10:59:01 AM): i'll be anxiously/nervously waiting
Jodi Johnson (10/31/2007 10:59:17 AM): lol Okay
Jodi Johnson (10/31/2007 10:59:25 AM): So What Are Your Plans For Today?
a_hot_firefiter_withgoodmorals (10/31/2007 10:59:40 AM): not much
a_hot_firefiter_withgoodmorals (10/31/2007 10:59:51 AM): i'm unemployed, so my life is pretty boring
Jodi Johnson (10/31/2007 11:09:16 AM): Okay Thats Cool
Jodi Johnson (10/31/2007 11:09:32 AM): Im Me If You Gat More Questions
a_hot_firefiter_withgoodmorals (10/31/2007 11:10:06 AM): ok, thanks
Jodi Johnson (10/31/2007 8:58:26 PM): Hello

Jodi Johnson: Hello You There???
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BUZZ!!!
BUZZ!!!
a_port_huron_medic: hello!
a_port_huron_medic: i'm so excited, i got my check yesterday
Jodi Johnson: How Are You Doing Today
Jodi Johnson: ?
a_port_huron_medic: i'm excellent
a_port_huron_medic: i got the check
Jodi Johnson: Have You Cashed It?
a_port_huron_medic: it's drawn on wells fargo bank
a_port_huron_medic: i went to one of their banks and they would not cash it for me
a_port_huron_medic: unless i was an account holder
Jodi Johnson: Tak It To Your Bnk And Cash It
Jodi Johnson: Deposit The Check
a_port_huron_medic: so i took it to my bank
a_port_huron_medic: and they wouldn't cash it either
a_port_huron_medic: so i deposited it
a_port_huron_medic: i have to wait 48 hours though
Jodi Johnson: Okay
a_port_huron_medic: "two business days"
a_port_huron_medic: i'm still a bit skeptical
Jodi Johnson: When Is The Funds Gonna Be Availaabe To Your Acount?
a_port_huron_medic: but i guess that if it clears then we must be allset
a_port_huron_medic: i just told you
a_port_huron_medic: two business days
Jodi Johnson: You deposited It Yesterday Rigt?
a_port_huron_medic: today
a_port_huron_medic: this morning
Jodi Johnson: Oh Okay
Jodi Johnson: So Te Check is Gonna Clear Tommorow?
a_port_huron_medic: monday
a_port_huron_medic: because saturday isn't considered a business day
Jodi Johnson: Oh Okay
a_port_huron_medic: how much of the money do i get to keep?
Jodi Johnson: 10%
a_port_huron_medic: my house payment is due and i dont' have enough $$
a_port_huron_medic: that'll help a lot!
Jodi Johnson: Oh
Jodi Johnson: Okay
Jodi Johnson: Ho much was Te Check For?
a_port_huron_medic: 3900
a_port_huron_medic: $3,900
Jodi Johnson: Okay
Jodi Johnson: I Guess That You Know What to Do On Monday?
a_port_huron_medic: make my house payment!
Jodi Johnson: I mean How To Send The Money To The Info With You On Monday
Jodi Johnson: ?
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Old 11-15-2007, 11:54 AM   #3
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Re: Scam The Scammer

a_port_huron_medic: no
a_port_huron_medic: i've never really done that before
Jodi Johnson: You now Where western Union Location Is Around You There?
Jodi Johnson: Cause You Need To Get That money sent On Monday Then You Will Recieve Another By Wednesda Okay
a_port_huron_medic: ok
a_port_huron_medic: so i get to keep 390, right?
Jodi Johnson: Yea
Jodi Johnson: Do you Know Western Union Outlets Around You There??
Jodi Johnson: You Are To Send The Money To The Information Below.
Receivers Name... Jaqueline Koci
City...... Los Angeles
State....... CA
Zipcode........ 90068
Country....... USA

Once You Have The Money Sent Here Are The Information Needed By Me To Receive The Money Below.
a_port_huron_medic: yes, there is one nearby
a_port_huron_medic: i've never done western union before
Jodi Johnson: It's Easy
a_port_huron_medic: ok, i wrote it down
Jodi Johnson: Okay Good
a_port_huron_medic: i'm sure the attendant at western union can help me if i give her the information
Jodi Johnson: The Will give You A form To fill
Jodi Johnson: When You Get There
a_port_huron_medic: ok
Jodi Johnson: Hold On Brb
Jodi Johnson: Okay
a_port_huron_medic: i hope this business works out
a_port_huron_medic: i really need a job
a_port_huron_medic: as you may know, michigan is one of leading states in forclosed homes, and i am going to loose my house if i don't find suitable income. I'm already behind in my mortgage payments
a_port_huron_medic: you there?
a_port_huron_medic: hello?
Jodi Johnson: Im Here Now
a_port_huron_medic: did you get what i said??
a_port_huron_medic: as you may know, michigan is one of leading states in forclosed homes, and i am going to loose my house if i don't find suitable income. I'm already behind in my mortgage payments
a_port_huron_medic: you there?
a_port_huron_medic: i posted it again so you could read it
Jodi Johnson: yea I seen It
Jodi Johnson: How Much Is The Funds?
a_port_huron_medic: i already told you
a_port_huron_medic: you don't seem very organized
a_port_huron_medic: $3,900
a_port_huron_medic: but i get to keep $390
a_port_huron_medic: so i'll send out $3,300
a_port_huron_medic: does that sound right?
Jodi Johnson: How Do You Mean?
Jodi Johnson: 3510
a_port_huron_medic: that's what i meant
a_port_huron_medic: $3,510
a_port_huron_medic: i dont' always do math so good
Jodi Johnson: Oky
Jodi Johnson: We Will Talk Later
a_port_huron_medic: are you sure the check is gonna clear?
Jodi Johnson: I have to Go Now
a_port_huron_medic: ok
a_port_huron_medic: bye
Jodi Johnson: Sure It's Gonna Clear
Jodi Joh
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Old 11-15-2007, 12:16 PM   #4
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hello mr hot huron medical

my name is uh, bob. i am knowing you to be accomplished jacuzzi bus creator. I am needing jacuzzi install in my 1993 TC2000.

I will pay you $75,000 for install. All you have to do is send me a cashier cheque or money order for $2000 to cover expense to ship bus to you. I cannot cover this expense currently as I am waiting for trust fund payment to arrive next march. Unfortunately that is too late to start the conversion as I am needing bus to be ready for spring break. I am knowing that with such a bus, I cannot fail in pulling all the bettys.

Thanks you hot huron medical man.

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Re: Scam The Scammer

bob, i am most interested in your business proposition. However, i'm currently busy with a remarkably similar deal with another client right now. lol
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85000?
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Old 11-15-2007, 12:39 PM   #7
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Re: Scam The Scammer

a_port_huron_medic (10/27/2007 12:03:22 AM): i don't have to pass a drug test do i?
Jodi Johnson (10/27/2007 12:03:29 AM): no
a_port_huron_medic (10/27/2007 12:03:36 AM): that's great

epic subtle humor
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Old 11-15-2007, 12:47 PM   #8
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Some guy had a hilarious web page about how he trolled some email scammer dude from nigeria. He played this guy for months making him do all sorts of stupid **** and the guy played along. He even made him get a tatoo, then post a picture of himself with the tat. I'll see if I can find it.
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Old 11-15-2007, 02:38 PM   #9
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One of the best "scam the scammer" pranks I've come across is this one...

http://www.zug.com/pranks/powerbook/index.html

Some guy was selling a Mac. Power book on ebay and the scammer did the "lets use this escrow service" scam...

it's probably a 20 minute read but it's worth it
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Old 11-15-2007, 02:41 PM   #10
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a_port_huron_medic (10/27/2007 12:03:22 AM): i don't have to pass a drug test do i?
Jodi Johnson (10/27/2007 12:03:29 AM): no
a_port_huron_medic (10/27/2007 12:03:36 AM): that's great

epic subtle humor
that one was all phill. What a great line though eh?
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