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Old 07-19-2010, 05:41 PM   #1
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I was so depressed last night thinking about the economy, wars, jobs, my savings, Social Security, retirement funds, etc., I called the Suicide Lifeline. I got a call center in Pakistan , and when I told them I was suicidal, they got all excited, and asked if I could drive a truck.
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Old 07-19-2010, 06:45 PM   #2
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Re: Suicidal!

That's the best one I've heard in a while! Thanks.
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