Forum: Skoolie Life
02-25-2014, 01:03 AM
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Re: Time to laugh
Two old men were sitting on a park bench. One leans over and says " I can't remember" " Was it you or your brother that died?"
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Forum: Skoolie Life
10-19-2013, 05:52 AM
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Forum: Skoolie Life
10-14-2013, 06:34 PM
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Re: Time to laugh
THE NUN AND THE CABBIE
A cabbie picks up a nun. She gets into the cab, and the cab driver won't stop staring at her. She asks him why is he staring and he replies, "I have a question to ask you...
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Forum: Skoolie Life
10-08-2013, 02:40 PM
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Re: Time to laugh
A Testimony to True Friendship
A man brings his best mate home for dinner unannounced at 5.30 p.m. after work.
His wife screams at him as his friend listens in,
"My hair & makeup are not done,...
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Forum: Skoolie Life
10-07-2013, 07:30 PM
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Re: Time to laugh
Three Ladies in a Sauna
THREE WOMEN, TWO YOUNGER, AND ONE SENIOR CITIZEN, WERE SITTING NAKED IN A SAUNA.
SUDDENLY THERE WAS A BEEPING SOUND. THE YOUNG WOMAN PRESSED HER FOREARM AND...
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Forum: Skoolie Life
09-12-2013, 01:03 PM
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Re: Time to laugh
I am visiting my friend in Tucson Arizona. It is summer. It is HOT.
I am in the guest bedroom. I have no shirt on. I am trying to sleep.
I hear a funny flapping sound in the room.
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Forum: Skoolie Life
09-10-2013, 04:56 AM
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Re: Time to laugh
A lady was picking through the frozen turkeys at the grocery store, but couldn't find one big enough for her family.
She asked a stock boy, "Do these turkeys get any bigger?"
The stock boy...
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Forum: Skoolie Life
09-10-2013, 04:55 AM
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Replies: 160
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Re: Time to laugh
As history buffs you probably already know this forgotten
fact....
Have you ever wondered who first uttered the phrase 'You
Gotta Be Shittin Me'?
Well, it just so happens to have...
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Forum: Skoolie Life
08-22-2013, 11:09 AM
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Re: Time to laugh
Sent to me by a friend:
One day my housework-challenged husband decided to wash his sweat-shirt.
Seconds after he stepped into the laundry room, he shouted to me, “What setting do I use on the...
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Forum: Skoolie Life
08-14-2013, 03:31 PM
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Replies: 160
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Re: Time to laugh
I had hired a friend to help me with a project at some woman's house. She made us sandwiches for lunch.
Half way through the sandwiches I looked at my friend and asked him if there was something...
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Forum: Skoolie Life
08-14-2013, 03:54 AM
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Re: Time to laugh
How did that song go?
If I had a hammer...
... I'd probably hit my thumb.
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Forum: Skoolie Life
08-14-2013, 03:53 AM
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Re: Time to laugh
Bob and I used to frequent the Freeway Cafe when we were in Los Angeles. It was owned by a very nice man named Paul. The greeting that Paul consistently gave us was "what you are doing?" It is a...
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Forum: Skoolie Life
08-13-2013, 09:56 AM
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Re: Time to laugh
I received communications from Zolon Zygote recently.
He is six foot five inches tall. He lives in his 1964 VW bug. He is somewhere in central California.
All he has to his name is an old...
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Forum: Skoolie Life
08-09-2013, 08:48 PM
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Replies: 160
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Re: Time to laugh
Bansil, I am running out of personal funny stories. Please post some of yours.
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Forum: Skoolie Life
08-09-2013, 08:47 PM
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Replies: 160
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Re: Time to laugh
I would love to make your acquaintance. I would surely play some accordion for you both. I like Riesling wine.
1 Liners? I have two songs that are one liners.
The first one: The lyrics go...
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Forum: Skoolie Life
08-09-2013, 12:43 PM
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Re: Time to laugh
The Power Of A Wife's Love.
A very old man lay dying in his bed. In death's doorway, he suddenly smelled the aroma of his favorite chocolate chip cookie wafting up the stairs.
He gathered his...
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Forum: Skoolie Life
08-09-2013, 12:42 PM
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Re: Time to laugh
There are three kinds of people; those that can count, and those that can't.
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Forum: Skoolie Life
08-09-2013, 12:41 PM
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Re: Time to laugh
At least there a few of us keeping this thread alive.
Here's a funny one.
I was sitting on a park bench in New York city next to two old men. I was resting from a two mile run in Central Park....
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Forum: Skoolie Life
08-07-2013, 08:13 PM
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Replies: 160
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Re: Time to laugh
He offered her honor.
She honored his offer.
And all night long, it was honor and offer.
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Forum: Skoolie Life
08-06-2013, 08:55 PM
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Replies: 160
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Re: Time to laugh
My dad's cousin recounted this story to me. Apparently, my dad's mom had some unusual ideas.
Once, when she had gone to visit her sister for a few days, everyone discovered her idea of travelling...
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Forum: Skoolie Life
08-06-2013, 08:54 PM
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Replies: 160
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Re: Time to laugh
Some new neighbors moved in the area recently. Nice folks with three young children. The oldest boy, Rep, is 7. The daughter, Till, is 5, and the youngest boy, Ian, is 4.
For the first few months,...
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Forum: Skoolie Life
08-06-2013, 08:54 PM
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Replies: 160
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Re: Time to laugh
One time I was eating supper with a friend. We were having spaghetti. We started recounting old funny stories. Then the laughter begins. Then a most amazing thing happens. While I am laughing...
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Forum: Skoolie Life
08-06-2013, 08:53 PM
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Replies: 160
Views: 26,169
Re: Time to laugh
Just a few interesting items about Dwight. He had an Oldsmobile 442. He got stopped quite a few times for speeding. Every time, he would call me up, and I would have to go bail him out for $50. The...
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Forum: Skoolie Life
08-04-2013, 03:43 AM
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Replies: 160
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Re: Time to laugh
It was in basic training that I met Dwight Cook. He was from New York city. He grew up in a circus family. He was, quite likely, the strongest person I have ever met. We had some fun in basic, but,...
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Forum: Skoolie Life
08-04-2013, 03:40 AM
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Replies: 160
Views: 26,169
Re: Time to laugh
My wife might have clocked him one.[/quote]
The whole world is paranoid today. It is a shame.
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