That is exactly why I live where I do. I have chickens, a burn barrel, and a Jolly Roger flying above the shop. Oh, and a bus, cheap mortgage and happiness
We worked on our bus in a truck yard 30 minutes from my house. It was a HUGE lot where contractors kept their trucks. I am lucky and pay nothing to store itbut that might soon change. Find a place where trucks are stored and offer him 50 bucks a month if you can keep it there. We just brought a genny and tools with us everyday.