Help, I've fallen and can't get up.

crazycal · 02-08-2016, 06:38 PM

My windshield wipers are worn out. Where can I get new ones. Who will install them for me.

I have a flat. Where can I buy a tire. Will you come change it for me?

I found a bus. Is it a good deal?

I want to eat dinner but don't feel like chewing my food. Will you come chew my food for me.

I'm too lazy to do anything for myself, even the most basic of things. Will you come do it for me?

And don't forget I still need someone to come pick me up.

crazycal · 02-08-2016, 06:42 PM

I forgot one, a very important one. My man card was revoked. I need to get permission from my significant other to fill out an application for a new one. Can someone tell me where to send it?

Hank's P-O-S · 02-08-2016, 07:26 PM

You can send you application to the mayors office in Port Asbestos, Ontario.
As for your hopes and dreams, you can send them to the bottom of Possum Lake.

charles_m · 02-08-2016, 08:11 PM

^^^
This is the best thread in months.

Which reminds me,

Anyone know where I can find a good information about school buses? I've been thinking about thinking about taking a look into researching the how to's of looking into thinking about living on a bus full time, potentially? How big is a school bus? Are they good?

crazycal · 02-08-2016, 08:20 PM

I reported myself for this thread. I didn't want to be outdone by Bansil.

So obviously I'm not alone.

charles_m · 02-08-2016, 08:22 PM

You are definitely not.

roach711 · 02-08-2016, 09:19 PM

Why should I believe anything you say; we can trust nothing we see on the Web and you don't understand what I'm planning to do here, even though my 200 page plan (in mandarin Chinese) is very simple. Not to mention that I'm way smarter than almost everyone on Earth but no one gets me at all. And another thing, you people have no compassion for the downtrodden and probably do horrible things to small, furry animals.

So I'm done here GOODBYE!!!! (jk)

crazycal · 02-08-2016, 09:23 PM

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Originally Posted by roach711

Why should I believe anything you say; we can trust nothing we see on the Web and you don't understand what I'm planning to do here, even though my 200 page plan (in mandarin Chinese) is very simple. Not to mention that I'm way smarter than almost everyone on Earth but no one gets me at all. And another thing, you people have no compassion for the downtrodden and probably do horrible things to small, furry animals.

So I'm done here GOODBYE!!!! (jk)

Two things. I eat small fury animals and don't let the door hit you on the way out.

roach711 · 02-08-2016, 09:49 PM

Alan N · 02-09-2016, 06:51 AM

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Originally Posted by roach711

Why should I believe anything you say; we can trust nothing we see on the Web and you don't understand what I'm planning to do here, even though my 200 page plan (in mandarin Chinese) is very simple. Not to mention that I'm way smarter than almost everyone on Earth but no one gets me at all. And another thing, you people have no compassion for the downtrodden and probably do horrible things to small, furry animals.

So I'm done here GOODBYE!!!! (jk)

You fellows are way better at this than I.

superdave · 02-09-2016, 07:23 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by crazycal

My windshield wipers are worn out. Where can I get new ones. Who will install them for me.

I have a flat. Where can I buy a tire. Will you come change it for me?

I found a bus. Is it a good deal?

I want to eat dinner but don't feel like chewing my food. Will you come chew my food for me.

I'm too lazy to do anything for myself, even the most basic of things. Will you come do it for me?

And don't forget I still need someone to come pick me up.

if your sick of answering basic questions mayby you should find something else to do with your spare time, hypertension is the leading killer in men1

Arvik · 02-09-2016, 08:59 AM

heh heh, i have done best to try and only ask specific questions about my build, and you guys rock for the intel generated!
not sure we can reteach a "can do" or "i will try to" attitude...... it sure would be nice if it came back though.
folks wanting to vicariously live out their dreams should stay on stealyerfacebook.com or blog about the "could be's"....
get a bus!

charles_m · 02-09-2016, 09:47 AM

Ive learned a lot from this site, but by far most of what I know I learned with an awesome thing called Google, the pros at various local parts stores, and the buses themselves.
Sometimes its a better exercise to find an answer than ask a question

ol trunt · 02-09-2016, 10:58 AM

I keep hearing that there are no stupid questions. Bouldernash! All you have to do is follow our favorite forum right here to find really great examples! Since I can't seem to find a way to eliminate the dumb questions I just try to consider the source, get a good laugh and move on to the more interesting threads.

crazycal · 02-09-2016, 11:27 AM

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Originally Posted by superdave

if your sick of answering basic questions mayby you should find something else to do with your spare time, hypertension is the leading killer in men1

THIS comment coming from YOU of all people is laughable. Hypertension...please spare us. I'll make a deal with you. Promise me that you won't have a heart attack and I will make the same promise.

P.S. Punctuation is your friend. So is spelling.

roach711 · 02-09-2016, 12:02 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by ol trunt

I keep hearing that there are no stupid questions. Bouldernash! All you have to do is follow our favorite forum right here to find really great examples! Since I can't seem to find a way to eliminate the dumb questions I just try to consider the source, get a good laugh and move on to the more interesting threads.

Quote:

Originally Posted by charles_m

Ive learned a lot from this site, but by far most of what I know I learned with an awesome thing called Google, the pros at various local parts stores, and the buses themselves.
Sometimes its a better exercise to find an answer than ask a question

Stu & Filo. T · 02-09-2016, 12:24 PM

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Originally Posted by crazycal

Two things. I eat small fury animals and don't let the door hit you on the way out.

Me too, they taste like chicken ,

gizmoq · 02-10-2016, 04:36 AM

Hey Cal, I can't believe you left out the #1 Facebook request:

"I need the group to help me pay for it all. Here's my GoFundMe page. And I'll be sure to use the extra for fuel on my roadtrip."

crazycal · 02-10-2016, 10:58 AM

I probably missed it because I don't do facebook and if you try that here, you get asked to remove it. Otherwise it will be removed.

busdognana · 02-10-2016, 01:19 PM

This made my day Thanks to all !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Quote:

Originally Posted by crazycal

My windshield wipers are worn out. Where can I get new ones. Who will install them for me.

I have a flat. Where can I buy a tire. Will you come change it for me?

I found a bus. Is it a good deal?

I want to eat dinner but don't feel like chewing my food. Will you come chew my food for me.

I'm too lazy to do anything for myself, even the most basic of things. Will you come do it for me?

And don't forget I still need someone to come pick me up.

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