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05-04-2020, 10:43 PM
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Bus Geek
Join Date: Sep 2015
Posts: 3,856
Year: 2002
Coachwork: Thomas Built Bus
Chassis: Freightliner FS65
Engine: Caterpillar 3126E Diesel
Rated Cap: 71 Passenger- 30,000 lbs.
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Skoolie Limmericks
I have wanted to post a thread
unlike others we all have read.
The rules here this time,
all responses must rhyme
no matter what it is you have said.
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05-05-2020, 06:58 AM
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#2
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Bus Geek
Join Date: Jan 2019
Location: Philadelphia
Posts: 7,000
Year: 2003
Coachwork: International
Chassis: CE 300
Engine: DT466e
Rated Cap: 65C-43A
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Ha, I posted this in my own thread but here it is again:
I once saw a pic of a skoolie
I thought it was really quite coolie
The seller I trusted
His bus was quite rusted
Turns out that I was the foolie
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05-05-2020, 08:42 AM
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#3
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Bus Nut
Join Date: Jul 2019
Location: Suburbs of Winterset, OH
Posts: 802
Year: 2005
Coachwork: Thomas
Chassis: FS65
Engine: Mercedes 6.4L
Rated Cap: just the 2 of us
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Buy a bus, Buy a bus
make a camper I must
wife said I was nuts
but she didn't fuss
not til I taught
our kids how to cuss!
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05-05-2020, 08:56 AM
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#4
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Bus Crazy
Join Date: Aug 2019
Location: Moved to Zealand!
Posts: 1,517
Year: 2002
Coachwork: Thomas
Chassis: Freightliner FS-65
Engine: 7.2L Cat 3126 turbo diesel
Rated Cap: 71 passenger 30,000 gvwr
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My oh my...
more things to try...
More rust to bust creates more dust...
Coffee...
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05-05-2020, 10:20 AM
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#5
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Bus Nut
Join Date: Jan 2020
Location: Wild Wild West
Posts: 691
Year: 1999
Coachwork: Blue Bird
Chassis: TC RE
Engine: 8.3 Cummins MD3060
Rated Cap: 84
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This Sucks!
Retirement can't come fast enough.
The End.
Sorry, that's more of a red-neck modified Haiku, but I always sucked at English class.
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05-05-2020, 02:23 PM
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#6
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Mini-Skoolie
Join Date: Dec 2018
Location: Tucson, AZ
Posts: 52
Year: 1991
Chassis: Wayne Lifeguard
Engine: 7.3L IDI
Rated Cap: 23,600 lb
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A bus is a lovely machine,
whose virtues are clear to be seen.
Though we plan, buy, and build
the punch list's never fulfilled,
and tinker forever shall we.
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05-05-2020, 02:29 PM
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#7
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Bus Geek
Join Date: Sep 2015
Posts: 3,856
Year: 2002
Coachwork: Thomas Built Bus
Chassis: Freightliner FS65
Engine: Caterpillar 3126E Diesel
Rated Cap: 71 Passenger- 30,000 lbs.
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I sit here and dream of the beach,
and a community I'm trying to reach,
it may sound like babble,
but I do like to dabble,
in a poem that's fun for each.
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05-05-2020, 04:54 PM
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#8
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Skoolie
Join Date: Feb 2019
Location: Minnesota
Posts: 103
Year: 2004
Coachwork: Freightliner
Engine: Cat 3126
Rated Cap: 77
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As I sit quarantined in my home
I dream of the places to roam
From mountains to streams
I explore in my dreams
Till my wife smacks me upside the dome
*Mic drop*
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05-05-2020, 05:27 PM
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#9
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Bus Geek
Join Date: Sep 2015
Posts: 3,856
Year: 2002
Coachwork: Thomas Built Bus
Chassis: Freightliner FS65
Engine: Caterpillar 3126E Diesel
Rated Cap: 71 Passenger- 30,000 lbs.
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I love we can put in a poem
thoughts of skoolies, buses and home,
but through all this mess,
I sure must confess,
I'd like to get out and roam.
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05-05-2020, 07:26 PM
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#10
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Bus Nut
Join Date: Jul 2019
Location: Suburbs of Winterset, OH
Posts: 802
Year: 2005
Coachwork: Thomas
Chassis: FS65
Engine: Mercedes 6.4L
Rated Cap: just the 2 of us
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There was a man in Nantucket
His New England bus was
a rust-bucket
He scraped and he brushed
He brushed and he scraped
Then, finally he said
&%^$# it!
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05-11-2020, 02:14 PM
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#11
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Site Team
Join Date: Oct 2014
Location: Washington State
Posts: 822
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There was a young widow from Portland
Whos bus was too long so she shortened
She chopped and she welded
Its' rear end, she gelded
Then she buried the bits with her husband.
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You have brains in your head. You have feet in your shoes. You can steer yourself any direction you choose | Dr. Seuss
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05-11-2020, 04:46 PM
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#12
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Traveling
Join Date: Sep 2013
Location: Virginia
Posts: 2,302
Year: None
Coachwork: None
Chassis: None
Engine: None
Rated Cap: None
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There once was a man with a Ford...
He converted because he was bored...
The brakes were hydraulic...
Attempting to frolic...
He flattened a Honda Accord....
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05-11-2020, 06:48 PM
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#13
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Skoolie
Join Date: Jul 2015
Location: Vermont
Posts: 152
Year: 1996
Coachwork: Turtle Top
Chassis: E-Super Duty
Engine: Ford 7.3 Powerstroke
Rated Cap: 13-passenger
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This thread is fulfilling a dearth.
I read it, and I'm filled with mirth.
On bad I was dwelling
but this thread is telling,
and now I am doting on earth.
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05-14-2020, 12:48 AM
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#14
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Bus Geek
Join Date: Sep 2015
Posts: 3,856
Year: 2002
Coachwork: Thomas Built Bus
Chassis: Freightliner FS65
Engine: Caterpillar 3126E Diesel
Rated Cap: 71 Passenger- 30,000 lbs.
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Imagine My Surprise
An e-mail I saw with my gear
a post to be seen right here
I looked and found
my last post not around
all I could think was "Oh dear!"
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05-14-2020, 05:51 PM
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#15
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Mini-Skoolie
Join Date: Oct 2018
Location: Canada BC West Kootenays
Posts: 19
Year: 2004
Engine: T444E
Rated Cap: 66
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RVs are Skoolies are Yellow
RV's are many and white
Skoolies are few and yellow
An RV can be purchased by anyone
A Skoolie is born by a do it your self fellow!
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Bud-Brother
BC West Coast Canada
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05-15-2020, 12:56 PM
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#16
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Mini-Skoolie
Join Date: May 2016
Location: SFBA, CA
Posts: 63
Year: Any!
Coachwork: Self!
Chassis: Crown or Gillig!
Engine: Cummins 855, 400 HP or more!
Rated Cap: 36,000 GVRW
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I bought a Bus
A school bus is sold,
because it got old.
And it’s smog,
creates nasty Fog.
Then our state,
makes us debate.
Just to upset us,
and create a reject bus!
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