The latest TV commercials for the BigLots!
stores feature an overly chipper girl named "Lottie" in the exclamation-mark suit. She annoys the hell out of me but I'm amused by the opener for their latest ad (not on YouTube): "Lottie Presents: The Keys to Back to School."
The first thing it brings to mind is, "the keys that start the school bus?" What? You don't sell 'em? Shucks.
Somehow this post seemed funnier before I actually wrote it.