Howzabout the Viking Birthday Dirge?
Sung to the tune of "The Volga Boatmen", this song is also called (wait for it), the Vulgar Boatman's Song.
Google for more lyrics, BTW.....
Happy Birthday! (ungh, hereafter a grunt by the crowd singing)
Happy Birthday! (ungh)
May the Candles on your Cake
be burning Cities in your Wake!
Happy Birthday (ungh)
Happy Birthday (ungh)
You're a Period Cook, it's true,
just ask the beetles in Your Stew
Etc. Etc.
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