OK, these aren't really "jokes" like Jeff Foxworthy's "Redneck" series, but it's the format I'm following, for better or worse. This "test" might help show if that significant other or insignificant other might already be a skoolie even if they think they don't like converted school buses. Or if you're browsing this site because you encountered the word skoolie and wonder what that is. I'm not even going to pretend this list is exhaustive.
If you respond to someone's unsolicited RV suggestions by serving 'em a glass of shutthehellup, and do the opposite of what they say...you might just be a skoolie.
If people sometimes call you "strange," "different" or "eccentric"...you might be a skoolie.
If you disparage factory-built RVs with terms like "stix-n-staples," "cookie-cutter," et cetera...you might be a skoolie.
If you want or have a motor home but the thought of a rollover crash scares the hell out of you...you might really be a skoolie.
If you can't fathom spending $100K on a motor home that looks just like all the others...you might be a skoolie.
If, while riding the school bus as a kid, you looked around thinking, "the kitchen can go here, the couch over there, the bunk beds behind me," (Yes, I really did that)...to say you might
be a skoolie is probably an understatement.
Of course, if you're already a member of Skoolie.net...you probably don't need to be reading this. Click the "back" button now.