This morning I received a phone call from a gorgeous ex-girlfriend who
called 'out-of-the-blue' to see if I was still around. We lost track of
time, chatting about the wild, romantic times we used to enjoy together. I
couldn't believe it when she asked if I'd be interested in meeting up and
rekindling a little of that 'old magic'.
'Wow!' I was flabbergasted.
'I don't know if I could keep pace with you now', I said, 'I'm a bit older
and a bit grayer and balder than when you last saw me. Plus I don't really
have the energy I used to have.'
She just giggled and said she was sure I would 'rise to the challenge'.
'Yeah.' I said. 'Just so long as you don't mind a receding hairline and a
waistline that's a few inches wider these days! Not to mention my total lack
of muscle tone...everything is sagging, my teeth are a bit yellowed and I am
developing jowls like a Great Dane!'
She laughed and told me to stop being so silly She teased me saying that
tubby, gray haired, older men were cute, and she was sure I would still be a
great lover.
Anyway, she giggled and said, 'I've put on a few pounds myself!'
So I told her to get lost.
called 'out-of-the-blue' to see if I was still around. We lost track of
time, chatting about the wild, romantic times we used to enjoy together. I
couldn't believe it when she asked if I'd be interested in meeting up and
rekindling a little of that 'old magic'.
'Wow!' I was flabbergasted.
'I don't know if I could keep pace with you now', I said, 'I'm a bit older
and a bit grayer and balder than when you last saw me. Plus I don't really
have the energy I used to have.'
She just giggled and said she was sure I would 'rise to the challenge'.
'Yeah.' I said. 'Just so long as you don't mind a receding hairline and a
waistline that's a few inches wider these days! Not to mention my total lack
of muscle tone...everything is sagging, my teeth are a bit yellowed and I am
developing jowls like a Great Dane!'
She laughed and told me to stop being so silly She teased me saying that
tubby, gray haired, older men were cute, and she was sure I would still be a
great lover.
Anyway, she giggled and said, 'I've put on a few pounds myself!'
So I told her to get lost.
