To each, there own.
Almost every point you make is very sensible and prudent (especially if you have a flatnose like you do), but for me personally the thing that most attracts me to skoolies and vehicle dwelling in general is the freedom and being able to visit and live in some very off the beaten path locations. If I was confined to highway travel and developed campgrounds I wouldn't find this lifestyle nearly as appealing. Most of my favorite places are pretty remote.
I think the right skoolie (<22 feet, high clearance, conventional or cutaway chassis) with a few modifications (aggressive tires, a locker, possibly some underbody armor) and a sensible amount of self recovery gear and tracction aids, could do pretty decent in light to moderate pavement travel. I'm not talking jeep trails and OHV parks, but certainly fire roads, forest roads, non-sand desert travel, low stream crossings, and some dry streambeds. There are many purpose build vehicles the size and weight of a medium sized skoolie that can do all of this and much more. Or if you want to see first hand how hard stock 2wd medium duty vehicles can be pushed go almost anywhere in the developing world, you will be amazed.
I certainly agree with you on both counts here. Washboards are the worst in just about any vehicle, and I imagine even worse in a rigid Skoolie with limited suspension travel. And I certainly want to protect everything under the bus as well (but that's true of any vehicle--a combination of a shorter wheelbase vehicle, a properly designed underbody and smart/careful driving go a long way).
Again to each there own

I absolutely love a good long winding dirt road through somewhere gorgeous and remote and most of my favorite campsites are dispersed sites on BLM or FS land. I don't plan on seeking out mud or sand, taking unnecessary risks or "going offroading" but considering the places I enjoy most, I need a vehicle that is at least moderately capable in light to moderate offroad conditions. I anticipate 80/15/5 (pavement/graded dirt/offroad), but its prudent to prepare for that last 5% to avoid the aforementioned very expensive tow :wink1:.
I can very much understand how most people would not want to take their buses offroad and its definitely the safer more prudent decision. If I owned a flatnose or even a fullsize conventional, I wouldn't dream of it. But I think a short bus could make a halfway decent backroad/forest road explorer with occasional offroad travel!
I appreciate you sharing your 2 cents, and appreciate someone pushing back against me a little, helps keep me at least halfway grounded in reality

. Because lets be honest 90% of the time "Offroad, WTF" is the correct response to have when it comes to taking a Skoolie offroad... :biggrin: