Erm, well, guy couldn't go any lower cause he had already reduced the price a bunch. Guessit didn't matter regardless because the dentist told me I need OVER $11,000 OF WORK DONE. They're not screwing me either; I knew it was bad, just not THAT bad. With the dental discount plan at least (thanks again Thomas1985) it's $5,000, and that doesn't include the root canals I'll need at an endodontist.
At a loss for the bus hunt but NOT giving up yet. I've got two months before I move to go to school (for botanical medicine in NC) and I'd just love to have a bus by that time and not worry about rent (from then on). There's gotta be something out there for me and my rotten teeth.
Imma leave this thread be. Next time you hear from me hopefully it'll be complete with pictures of my new digs on wheels. Thanks to y'all who've answered my questions and gave me advice! Endless appreciation your way.