Mountain Gnome
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On another thread, I was telling a guy how I think that you might as well
Do It Yourself
rather than taking it to a "professional".
Need some 1/2" tubing bent to specs for a tranny cooler install. Called the tubing bender guys and asked:
Me: what is the smallest diameter bend you can make in 1/2 tubing?
Him: well, usually 90° is the most, but we could probably do 180° if you really need it.
Me: no, not the degrees, the diameter or radius of the bend.
Him: hmmm..not sure...let me check...
[puts me on hold]
Him: well, I'm not sure, let me connect you with the guy in the back...
Guy: Hi, what are you asking?
Me: what is the radius of the smallest bend you can make in 1/2 steel tubing?
Guy: 90°
Me: no, not the degrees, the radius...
Guy: I'm not sure, no one has ever asked before...
[puts me on hold]
Guy: well, I can't figure that out; can I get your number and call you back?
That was at 11:00am. No return call.
Go into the Atlanta area (southeast regional) NAPA distribution center and ask for a transmission cooler: "They used to be on the shelf here in the showroom; do you have any here in stock?"
Old woman with grey hair poorly died clown-red looking through glasses on the end of her nose: "Transmission hose?"
Me: no, cooler.
Woman: transmission fluid?
Me: no, cooler.
Woman: transmission coolant?
Me: no, cooler. It's like a radiator.
Woman: {confused} for what vehicle???
Me: universal fit, like for a big truck or motorhome.
Woman: well, we need to know the vehicle to look it up. What is the make?
Me: BlueBird
[Woman spends a full minute trying to find it in the listing on her computer]
Woman: a what?
Me: a BlueBird bus. It's in the heavy vehicles section.
Woman: oh.....
[gets my vehicle info and looks up "transmission cooler"
Woman: we show none available for your vehicle.
Me: I just need a universal fit type cooler. They have them at other NAPA locations.
[Woman looks for help; 18-year-old kid steps up and plays with the computer.]
Kid: no, we don't have any available.
Me: you don't sell universal transmission coolers?
Kid: no.
A dozen employees standing around doing NOTHING; none look like they had ever even changed their own oil.
The AutoZone near me is staffed with folks who flunked out of tech school (nail and hair tech)
Went looking at all auto parts stores for 1/2 tubing. The kid at OReilly's asked:
Kid: "for what vehicle"
Me: just standard universal fit steel tubing I can use for a tranny cooler, you know, like brake tubing or similar...
Kid: I don't know, let me ask...
[asks another employee]
Kid: oh yea, that pipe-stuff....
And the list goes on and on and on about "professionals" at their work...
Gotta find that 1/2 tube bender tool and just DIMyself... flare the ends myself with the correct JIC -8AN fitting installed. Did a 3/8" tube bend once for my Dodge Van that came out near perfect (1mm off where it screws into the tranny). Do brake lines with flares all the time. But 1/2" is much stiffer, and more costly when the bend is not correct the first time....
Do It Yourself
rather than taking it to a "professional".
Need some 1/2" tubing bent to specs for a tranny cooler install. Called the tubing bender guys and asked:
Me: what is the smallest diameter bend you can make in 1/2 tubing?
Him: well, usually 90° is the most, but we could probably do 180° if you really need it.
Me: no, not the degrees, the diameter or radius of the bend.
Him: hmmm..not sure...let me check...
[puts me on hold]
Him: well, I'm not sure, let me connect you with the guy in the back...
Guy: Hi, what are you asking?
Me: what is the radius of the smallest bend you can make in 1/2 steel tubing?
Guy: 90°
Me: no, not the degrees, the radius...
Guy: I'm not sure, no one has ever asked before...
[puts me on hold]
Guy: well, I can't figure that out; can I get your number and call you back?
That was at 11:00am. No return call.
Go into the Atlanta area (southeast regional) NAPA distribution center and ask for a transmission cooler: "They used to be on the shelf here in the showroom; do you have any here in stock?"
Old woman with grey hair poorly died clown-red looking through glasses on the end of her nose: "Transmission hose?"
Me: no, cooler.
Woman: transmission fluid?
Me: no, cooler.
Woman: transmission coolant?
Me: no, cooler. It's like a radiator.
Woman: {confused} for what vehicle???
Me: universal fit, like for a big truck or motorhome.
Woman: well, we need to know the vehicle to look it up. What is the make?
Me: BlueBird
[Woman spends a full minute trying to find it in the listing on her computer]
Woman: a what?
Me: a BlueBird bus. It's in the heavy vehicles section.
Woman: oh.....
[gets my vehicle info and looks up "transmission cooler"
Woman: we show none available for your vehicle.
Me: I just need a universal fit type cooler. They have them at other NAPA locations.
[Woman looks for help; 18-year-old kid steps up and plays with the computer.]
Kid: no, we don't have any available.
Me: you don't sell universal transmission coolers?
Kid: no.
A dozen employees standing around doing NOTHING; none look like they had ever even changed their own oil.
The AutoZone near me is staffed with folks who flunked out of tech school (nail and hair tech)
Went looking at all auto parts stores for 1/2 tubing. The kid at OReilly's asked:
Kid: "for what vehicle"
Me: just standard universal fit steel tubing I can use for a tranny cooler, you know, like brake tubing or similar...
Kid: I don't know, let me ask...
[asks another employee]
Kid: oh yea, that pipe-stuff....
And the list goes on and on and on about "professionals" at their work...
Gotta find that 1/2 tube bender tool and just DIMyself... flare the ends myself with the correct JIC -8AN fitting installed. Did a 3/8" tube bend once for my Dodge Van that came out near perfect (1mm off where it screws into the tranny). Do brake lines with flares all the time. But 1/2" is much stiffer, and more costly when the bend is not correct the first time....
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